Total Medals Earned: 104 (From 29 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,530 Points
Medals Earned: 11/16 (60/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 13/13 (115/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/420 points)
Survive the first wave of attackers.
Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.
Purchase the Stasis Generator.
Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.
Purchase the Deranian Chaingun.
Purchase The Line of Death.
Purchase all of the Auto-fire turrets.
Purchase every single turret.
Get the bad ending.
Get the good ending.
Beat the entire game without purchasing a single gun.
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (110/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)
Kill Naja and send him back to hell.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.